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Satan Gave Me A Taco
Satan gave me a taco and it made me really sick
The rice was all rancid and the beans were so hard
The chicken was all raw and the grease was mighty thick
There was aphids on the lettuce an' I ate every one
I was gettin' kinda dizzy eatin' all the lard
Pieces of tortilla got stuck in my throat
An' after I was done the salsa melted off my tongue
An' the stains on my clothes burned a hole through my coat
My stomach was aI was so dry and thirsty and I didn't have no cash
Turned on the water and it shot right up my nose
Some old lady came along and she thought I was a freak
So I went and found a hose, tore off all my clothes
So she beat me with a handbag till I could hardly speak
I was lying there naked, my body badly bruised
And I woke up on the ceiling and I couldn't find my hand
In a pool of my own blood, unconscious and confused
Well, the cops came and got me and threw me in their van
They took me to the judge, his eyes aThe courtroom was filled with witches and the dead
Well, the sheriff was a hellhound with fangs and claws
The prisoners were tied up and chained to the walls
The air was gettin' thick; the smoke was gettin' thicker
The judge read the verdict: said, "Cut off his head!"
Well, they placed me on the altar, and they raised up the axe
My head was about to explode when I noticed the Marshall stacks
Some guy with a microphone, runnin' around dancin' in tights
And I noticed the crew and the band playin' down below
I noticed all the smoke machines, cameras and the lights
And I realized I was in a rock video
So I went and joined the band
And I went out on tour
And I smoked a lot of heroin
And I passed out in manure
I made out with the groupies
Come on here
Started fires backstage
Oh, yeah, started 'em all
Made a lot of money
Oh, yeah, I'm makin' it
And I gave it all away
Give it all to me
Ah, bunch of losers
Well, the band got killed
So I started a solo career
Aha, yeah
Get 'em all now
And I won all the awards
And I drank all the beer
Drink it all up; get funky
I opened up a taco stand
Just to smell the smell
Aha
Oho
fryin' down in hellCookin' with the devil
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תודה, המערכת תבדוק את הקליפ ותוסיף אותו למאגר
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